"We're not just members; we're also clients." 😉— The PPAss Board of Directors
01Annual Conference
Annual Conference 2026
The Behind, Ahead
Four days of presentations, panels, and demonstrations (CME-accredited, 40 Category I credits).
Starting April 1
Day One
The Boofing Industry
9 talks • 6am–5pm
Night: Rock Bottom
Day One: The Boofing Industry
Morning Session
6:00 – 8:00 a.m.
But, the Butt: Why Aren't More People Talking About Boofing?
Yes, we start at the ass-crack of dawn ;)
8:00 – 9:00
The Basics
Butt Why: Is Boofing Right for Me?
Butt How: The ABCs of Boofing
Butt Who: The Leaders of the Boofing Industry
Butt When: The Time Is Now
9:00 – 10:00
Bottom Dollars: Towards a Billion-Dollar Boofing Industry
10:00 – 11:30
Butt In: Making Room for Boofing in a Crowded Psychedelic Field
11:30 – 12:30
Abutment: The View Overlooking the Boofing Industry
Afternoon Session
12:30 – 1:30
More Ass Morass: The Perils of an Overcrowded Boofing Industry
1:30 – 2:30
Prostate of Affairs: Deep Inside the Boofing Industry
2:30 – 4:00
The Butt of Our Jokes: Who's Laughing Now?
4:00 – 5:00 p.m.
In a Dark Alley: Tales from the Boofing Underground
Evening One
Bottoms Up
As the first day winds down, join us by the bar for our Happy Hour.
Night One
Rock Bottom
Show us your favorite booty bump at our opening dance party!
Day Two
Sports
9 talks • 7am–6pm
Night: Rear View
Day Two: Sports
Morning Session
7:00 – 8:15 a.m.
Tight End: The Challenges of Boofing in the NFL
8:15 – 9:30
Crev-ass: The Dangers of Boofing and Hiking
9:30 – 10:30
One in the Hole: Boofing and Golfing
10:30 – 11:30
Behind the 8-Ball: Boofing and Billiards
Afternoon Session
12:30 – 1:30
In the Ruff: Boofing Your Dog
1:30 – 2:30
Analgesic: Boofing Away the Pain
2:30 – 4:00
In the Great Out Door: Boofing in the Wild
4:00 – 5:00
Rear-Ended: The Risks of Boofing and Driving
Day Three
Religion, Spirituality & Society
8 talks • 7am–4:30pm
Day Three: Religion, Spirituality, and Society
Morning Session
7:00 – 8:00 a.m.
That's Me in the Corner: Boofing My Religion
8:00 – 9:00
Ass Above, So Below: Towards a Unified Theory of Boofing
9:00 – 10:00
Hole-y: On the Sacredness of Boofing
10:00 – 11:00
Perspectives on Uranus: Boofing and Astrology
11:00 – 12:00
No Asscape: On Boofing and Spiritual Bypassing
Afternoon Session
12:00 – 1:00
The Ass in Compassion: A Conversation with Boofing Buddhists
1:00 – 2:00
Bringing Up the Rear: Talking to Your Family About Boofing
2:00 – 3:00
Who's Behind This: The Secret History of Boofing
Day Four
Dating, Relationships & The Future
8 talks • 7am–5pm
Night: Bach-anal
Day Four
Morning Session: Dating and Relationships
7:00 – 8:15 a.m.
Eat, Pray, Boof: Hole after Heartbreak
8:15 – 9:30
Tying Up Loose Ends: Boofing and Shibari
9:30 – 11:00
Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Uranus: A Couples Guide to Boofing
11:00 – 12:15
Pain in the Ass: An Introduction to Kink and Boofing
Afternoon Session: The Future
1:00 – 2:00
No Anal-ogy: Does Anything Really Compare to Boofing?
2:00 – 3:00
No One Left Behind: Towards a More Equitable Boofing Community
3:00 – 4:00
Booty: Make Your Fortune in Boofing
4:00 – 5:00 p.m.
Race to the Bottom: The Exploding Interest in Boofing
The Final Night
Bach-anal
Now that we've gotten to know each other, join us for our raucous final-night celebration.
Closing
The Back End
Post-conference decompression.
A Note on Conference Logistics:Park in the back. Entry in rear.
Register for Conference
⚠ Alert
We have been advised that Occupy Uranus, the radical, militant wing of the Psychedelic Proctologists Association,
intends to protest outside the conference. We will have extra security onsite.
02Boofing & the Law
New Six-Module Course for Attorneys Representing PPAss Members
(Because we've got your back)
CLE Credit: 6 Hours
Butt-for Cause: Boofing as a basis for juror disqualification
Butt, for Cause: Tips on how to structure your boofing non-profit
Butt-for Cause: Tips on how boofing businesses can limit their liability
Butt-for Cause: Is boofing foreseeable?
In Arrears: Boofing and debt relief
Insurance for Boofing: Securing end-to-end coverage
03PPAss Store
Coming Soon
Artis-anal Ketamine Suppositories
Our inaugural product. Handcrafted, organic, small-batch, locally made suppositories. Your ass deserves it.
$74.00 / 6-pack
Coming Soon
PPAss Shirts
Official, all-weather gear of the PPAss. For clinical and recreational use.
$48.00
Coming Soon
PPAss Stickers
Featuring our official seal, slogan, and statement from our Committee on Civil Rights. In these dark times, remind the world that we're all pink back there.
$6.00 / pack of 5
Coming Soon
Artis-anal Cacao Suppositories
A forthcoming offering from our Tulum division. Ceremonial-grade cacao, in suppository form. Pre-order now.
$111.11
"We're all pink back there."
— Official Statement of the PPAss Committee on Civil Rights